I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry
the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK
giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
kawrying: so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
piratescarfy: yumcircles: mallerk: remember...
carlottathedragonwhore: scruffylookinnerfherder: freetheboobs: Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob. #I don’t know what I was...
leonardodiretardo: what i did during my exam hiatus: a compilation.
lordoftheinternet: near far i believe that my heart will go on
replacementbeyonce: yesimbeyonce: shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: if beyonce doesnt sing at my graduation then im not graduating I’m a very busy woman but i’ll be there
angry-beibers: angry-beibers: I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST WORDS WOULD’VE BEEN “THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK.” STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU ASSHOLES I COULD’VE DIED
womble-boots: ackles-mjolnir: you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a laughing far too much
that-stupid-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG