I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and...
Before the exam: During the exam: After the exam:
That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics...
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
gottiredofhopingyouwill: What, Yet, Although, Then, Rarely, Never :D REBLOG IF YOU GET IT. Holy fuck. The one who made this is a freakin’ genius!!!! O_O OMG.
im bored and i am trying to avoid studying
so im just going to spin in my chair
there is a family of flying ants residing in my...
my home is being gased on thursday…
When girls at my school complain about having...
itsyourlaugh: They’re like: I’m just sitting here like: ^ THIS. HAHAHAHAHAA
Mine: Yours: Yall ain’t got nothing on me ;) HAHAHA wtf?
13 year old bitches who thinks they're cool if...
I always hide my feelings. Nobody even knows how...
heartbreaksdontbreakeven: cause they’ll judge me anyway.
That moment when someone bumps into you...
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fat vegetarian people
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
looking in the mirror:
“I need to lose weight” 2 minutes later:
when your parents don't like what you're wearing
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Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. Student: *stands up* Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.