HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOM
AND Happy Canada Day!
storyboard: Amy Poehler Answers Tumblr’s Questions You may recall that we solicited your questions for Amy Poehler, to be asked during a recent talk at the 92nd Street Y. We received almost 600 questions via comments, reblogs, asks, and emails. As you can imagine, Amy couldn’t answer them all — so we put together a dozen of the best, and they only had time to ask four, and here we have the best...
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Is it wrong that the only time I've been in the gym in the last month is to buy peanut butter smoothies? I try my best to lunge in and out.
A mosquito just bit my ass so hard it almost felt good. Except now I can't sit down without a hemroid pillow. #thanksmaryland
Wait I forgot- running smack into a blind man while texting - good luck or bad luck?
Auto-correct strikes again. My phone turns "fed" into "F'ed" which is awkward when telling my roommate I gave the dog his food.
Woot woot! Teen Choice Awards Nomination whaaaat? So awesome. Thank you guys very much. I'm glad teens like Dr. shows and not just porn.
I know I'm in new york when I find myself at Sing Sing at 3am karaoke-ing my balls off with a bunch of beautiful strangers...and pizza.
in a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
AAND my favorite:
Glad the rapture didn't happen since I just got waxed.
elmo666: THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO?? THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION
donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
ihopericksantorum: Barack sings Call Me Maybe. Just click.