Oscars: Aaaaand here’s the Twitter account of Angelina Jolie’s leg.
Earlier: J.Lo’s nipple.
‘Your homework this week will be_______’
‘and It’s due tomorrow’
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Everything is made in China except babies. Babies come from va-China
ASDFGHJKL; WHAT IS AIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
When a blog has automatic music playing:
expectation:
me:
If it is a calm music,okay.. but when their music attacks your ears I’m like bitch no
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One of my favorite scenes in X-Men First Class
Reblog for fucking ever.
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The difference between men and women after a break up
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is so true, I can’t even….
HAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOO SO TRUE!!
HAHAH YES! THAT BELLA SWAN THING!!
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Boobs.
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